August 2009
12 posts
040. Five inches is average, globally.
039. If you wish to truly give to the Church, you...
038. A Toshiba laptop is not something to brag...
But neither is a Macbook.
036. Understand that Executive Management do not...
You really can’t get annoyed at them.
037. Only boys may pee at the side of the road.
Girls, just hold it.
035. EMPLOYEES: Don't play to be promoted by...
You’d be forever classified in the same group of assholes who can’t figure out how to use a roundabout properly
034. EMPLOYERS: People who say I can't function...
No exceptions
033. Do not consider a purchase from Best Buy an...
Same goes for Radioshack
032. No-one will like your son if you are arrogant
But your daughter will learn things about boys that’ll make you cringe
031. Poop at work
It’s free money.
030. Do not question the ingredients of a stew at...
If it tastes odd that’s all you need to know.
029. A characteristic is not the same as an...
In any situation.
June 2009
8 posts
028. Don't ever quote House.
Otherwise you’ll give away that you don’t read books.
027. There is very little sense arguing with a...
Less sense than arguing with a woman anyway.
026. Don't 'over-' decorate your cube or office at...
025. Don't think your marriage could fail.
*There’s no back door.*
024. Flames decals are not cool.
Neither are skulls or barbed wire.
023. Never have a 'real' relationship with a woman...
022. Stand at least three feet from someone at an...
021. Never have a 'real' relationship with a woman...
May 2009
3 posts
019. Birthdays you cannot forget: wife, mother,...
020. Being in the military voluntarily does not...
In fact it negates almost every positive quality about your person.
018. Do not answer the telephone by stating your...
Unless you are in some sort of law enforcement, even then it’s iffy.
April 2009
2 posts
017. Don't tease fellow workers about their...
We all have bad days.
3 tags
016. Never tell your spouse how to do something...
There will be a lack of sex if you do.
March 2009
15 posts
2 tags
015. Do not say 'life is a bitch'.
People who waste other peoples’ time get hated on.
4 tags
014. Do not wave people on at a roundabout.
Don’t stop half way round, don’t wait for people in the yield lane to go, don’t forget to indicate your exit, don’t treat the roundabout as a four way stop. Restated because American drivers, well, need things spelled out more than once.
4 tags
013. Do not wave people on at a roundabout.
The roundabout is an effective traffic flow control mechanism when used properly.
5 tags
012. Never swear in front of your Grandmother.
4 tags
011. Don't buy Lay's at the movies.
The crunching pisses everyone off.
3 tags
010. Never put anything smaller than your elbow in...
Just don’t - OK?
3 tags
009. Less said, less mended.
4 tags
008. Always wear clean underwear.
You never know, you might get lucky.
1 tag
007. Carry enough money to cover a means of travel...
Just incase.
3 tags
006. Know when to apologize.
It’ll pay off later.
1 tag
005. Don't say sorry.
“It’s a sign of weakness.” - Roy Cashman
2 tags
004. Short pants are for boys.
Decide for yourself when you want to become a man.
3 tags
003. Don't shake the baby.
2 tags
002. Don't eat the yellow snow.
For obvious reasons?
2 tags
001. Before a job interview, do not use the urinal...
On the account of splashage.